Don't Do It! 101 Reasons Not To Marry Her.
Written by David Sloan and Christopher Shultz.
No man considering marriage should be without this book.
WARNING: This book contains adult themes and should not be read by women who areeasily offended by the truth.
Engaged? Considering marriage? Dating? THIS BOOK COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Don’t Do It! 101 Reasons Not To Marry Her breaks the bars off of society’s oldest institution and dispels the myths of marriage with an onslaught of arguments that will convince even the most dedicated suitors to sit backand enjoy the single life. Crammed with biting sarcasm, witty humor and ashot in the arm of common sense, this book has it all:
Financial Follies • The "Is She for you?" Quiz • Selfish Sentiments • Celebrity Divorce Game • Statistical Statements • Jokes & Humor • Emotion Lotion • He Says/She Says • Genetic Jests • Advice from The Man Who Has Seen It All • Legal Let Downs • Quotable Quotes • Sexual Surprises • And lots lots More!!!
Laboratory tests have shown that reading this book can significantly reduce your chances of marriage. Marriage is the leading cause of divorce in the United States and has been linked to nagging, celibacy, depressionand thoughts of stabbing yourself in the head with a fork. Save yourself or someone you care about from a life of grief. Buy this book – and when
it comes to taking that long walk down the aisle… Don’t Do It!
"A self help book no bachelor should be without"
– Drake Forrester, Divorced Guy.
"A complete load of S*#@!"
– Cindy Sloan, ex-wife.
Price: $12.95 (a very small fraction of your divorce settlement.